
王が不在で神官達がヘルプを飛ばした
実際は猫動画に夢中な王の強制ログイン
The priests issued a help call when the pharaoh vanished,
—but all the CEO found was a monarch AFK watching cat videos.
A forced login followed.

壺からアテムを発掘。
王は「猫が呼んだ」と供述したが、神官の態度は終始塩。
Seto dug Atem out of a jar,
where the pharaoh insisted he was only answering "a call from the cat."
The priest wasn't buying it.
Back to work, Pharaoh.
Forced Escort: Part 2.

猫動画に魂を持っていかれた王。
現代文明の恩恵は甘くない。今日は強制ログアウト。
The Pharaoh has fallen hopelessly into cat videos.
The CEO finally confiscated his tablet.
Modern tech shows no mercy.
Work, Your Majesty — today is a forced logout.

タブレット返却を求め圧をかける王=色仕掛け
神官はやはり0度の塩対応
The Pharaoh corners Priest Seto, demanding the return of the tablet Kaiba confiscated.
It's blatantly a seductive tactic, but the priest meets it with his usual absolute-zero chill.

猫動画に吸い込まれる王
守護者二名は本日も任務放棄気味
The new year begins with the Pharaoh disappearing into cat videos.
Both guardians appear to have already given up for the day.

パーカー王 猫動画を手に入れる
すべては
この日から始まった。
The Hoodie King acquires cat videos.
And everything began on this day.

現世に居た頃からその兆候はあった
The signs were already there when he lived in the mortal world.
A king whose soul is quietly taken by cat videos.

セトがやった
Priest Seto's doing.

設定は社長がした
Configured by CEO.

これがお前の王冠だ
"This is your crown."

王の自覚はある。反省はしていない。
He is aware he's a king.
He has not reflected.

ここなら見つからないと思った
I thought this would work.
